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How to Wipe in Lotro: Part I

How to Wipe in Lotro: Part I

(I’ve had these sitting around for quite a while so why not post them first to make mommy feel better?) No, this isn’t a guide on how to wipe on raid bosses. It’s a guide on what you can use to wipe at the public outhouse so you don’t get your fancy kin house all messy, because unfortunately at the time of this writing toilet paper does not yet exist in Middle-earth. (Good thing there’s no coronavirus there, or else…

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Just lol.

Just lol.

I have been obsessed with these amazing adds in Houses of Lamentation. Please pleaaase make this into a cosmetic pet!!!! Sorry for not colouring, I was sketching this in class because I just had to. Walking blood orbs ftw!

Huntards can aoe…

Huntards can aoe…

Hai. Been forever again. I had a combination of extra credit and family stuff going on. As a result, my holidays are basically gone now and I’ve got my semester results back and my GPA sux. 😿 But anyway, I’ve been sitting on this comic for a while and kinda forgot about it. I’m here to talk about the amazing thing called huntard aoe dps. Whenever I saw a hunter using rain of arrows in raids I would be like…

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This is what Maddie does while waiting for servers to patch

This is what Maddie does while waiting for servers to patch

Against all odds, the dreaded day has come. Minas Morgul has arrived. I have to admit, it’s a little bit sad when you see all the new stout axe characters in game and people levelling past 120. It’s even sadder when you think about your 11 characters that have to grind out another 10 levels – geez, that’s 110 levels worth of grinding for me! But the saddest thing of all is that my warden shall now rest in peace…

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Think about this next time you eat food in lotro

Think about this next time you eat food in lotro

Next time you’re about to tuck into that delicious bowl of shchi, or you’re going to eat that superior feast of Anorien taters, think about this. When was the last time your character washed their hands in game? Remember those? Well, fast forward to level 120 where Girta has you running all sorts of home errands at the Beorninghus to make food for a great feast. Yep. Think of that next time you eat a honey cake, or a pouch…

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Reasons I haven’t healed you

Reasons I haven’t healed you

I had to write this so mommy would stop bugging me to do it. Based off an image I’m sure she would be more than happy to share with you. #1: I HAVE been healing you. I literally just healed you seconds ago. #2: I’m dead. Are you blind? Maybe you should learn to protect your healer. #3: You realise I have cooldowns too, right? #4: Where are you, anyway? #5: Tank has priority. #6: I can’t heal through walls….

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Call me maybe?

Call me maybe?

Let me show you the best way to pick up a girl if she’s into lord of the rings and that stuff. This tried and trusted technique is guaranteed to have all the pretty lasses come drooling after you! Hey, I just met you and this is crazy But here’s a mine cart, so ride me, maybe? It’s hard to look back at you, baby But here’s a scion, so save me, maybe? Hey, I just met you and this…

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Discord name: hunter

Discord name: hunter

Last week this happened. Someone signed up for CS raid under the name “hunter”, with the class…drumroll……hunter! We were puzzling about who it was (and admittedly, lol-ing too). insert hashtag of random funny people fails. “What’s your discord name?”“hunter.” But anyway, it was facepalm and comic worthy. If I didn’t have a hunter I would have totally signed up as “hunter” this week and checked every class except hunter. Also, sorry if I botched your outfits Maddie and Laineth. You…

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