Let me show you the best way to pick up a girl if she’s into lord of the rings and that stuff. This tried and trusted technique is guaranteed to have all the pretty lasses come drooling after you!

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s a mine cart, so ride me, maybe?
It’s hard to look back at you, baby
But here’s a scion, so save me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s some three trolls, so punt me, maybe?
And all the other orcs try to chase me
But here’s a lever, so pull me, maybe?

Before trolls came into my life I missed them so bad
I missed them so bad, I missed them so, so bad
Before orcs came into my life I missed them so bad
And you should know that, I hate them so, so bad