Eveeeery time. Without fail. Me: Ok guys we’re gonna do a run at 8pm server! PM! That’s morning time for us Asians/Aussies! Everyone: x! On the day of the run, 12 hours earlier…. Unnamed people: hey bele, aren’t you recruiting for run yet? Me: …..I literally highlighted that it was going to be at PM servertime. Unnamed people: What’s servertime again?
…the #1 bane of all lore-masters. Lore-masters are the real unsung heroes of a fellowship that provide all the nice heal buffs, dps buffs, and make the mob less scary. But the sad truth is that at the end of the day, nobody ever remembers what your lore-master did. Or what they’re even called. The only times people notice lore-masters are in these 7 situations… #1: “I need power!!!” It’ll cost you 1 rime per restore… #2: “Give us a…
Hello, I’m Dr. Quack and today I will be teaching you how to be a bad healer– err, I mean, DPS. Simply follow these 6 easy steps and you will be the bane of your raid group in no time. Everyone in your group will hate you and you will never get a DPS spot again. Isn’t that amazing?! Step 1: Pull mobs before the tank does. Tanks are useless and just there to look pretty, so you should always…
Mommy suggested I write about these. And she gave me 11 quotes!! I should really go sleep now though, so here’s the first instalment. 1) “Where am I supposed to stand?” 2) “We missed the interrupt.” 3) “Oh, I got punted off.” 4) “Where’s the wall?” Yeah. I’ll do the rest when I can actually keep my eyes open. Enjoy these for now.
I knew you would ask! Please heed even just a few of these 9 guidelines and you will make life much easier for us and be adored by everyone in the raid. Sincerely, Your Raid Leaders 9 ways to get included in every raid: 1. Lead the raid. Like, seriously. The best way to get included in a raid is to lead your own. That way, you can call the shots and you will never be able to sit out…