I had to write this so mommy would stop bugging me to do it. Based off an image I’m sure she would be more than happy to share with you. #1: I HAVE been healing you. I literally just healed you seconds ago. #2: I’m dead. Are you blind? Maybe you should learn to protect your healer. #3: You realise I have cooldowns too, right? #4: Where are you, anyway? #5: Tank has priority. #6: I can’t heal through walls….
No comic here sorry. So I’m just writing this to get it off my chest because it’s been keeping me up the past few days, and Discord will give me the “2000 character limit” so here we are? I lose sleep over raiding. A lot. Since Friday (now it’s technically Monday) I’ve been waking up every 3 hours or so or just not been sleeping. I know raiding is a game and lotro is a game and it’s dumb to…
…the #1 bane of all lore-masters. Lore-masters are the real unsung heroes of a fellowship that provide all the nice heal buffs, dps buffs, and make the mob less scary. But the sad truth is that at the end of the day, nobody ever remembers what your lore-master did. Or what they’re even called. The only times people notice lore-masters are in these 7 situations… #1: “I need power!!!” It’ll cost you 1 rime per restore… #2: “Give us a…
Hello, I’m Dr. Quack and today I will be teaching you how to be a bad healer– err, I mean, DPS. Simply follow these 6 easy steps and you will be the bane of your raid group in no time. Everyone in your group will hate you and you will never get a DPS spot again. Isn’t that amazing?! Step 1: Pull mobs before the tank does. Tanks are useless and just there to look pretty, so you should always…
Mommy suggested I write about these. And she gave me 11 quotes!! I should really go sleep now though, so here’s the first instalment. 1) “Where am I supposed to stand?” 2) “We missed the interrupt.” 3) “Oh, I got punted off.” 4) “Where’s the wall?” Yeah. I’ll do the rest when I can actually keep my eyes open. Enjoy these for now.
I knew you would ask! Please heed even just a few of these 9 guidelines and you will make life much easier for us and be adored by everyone in the raid. Sincerely, Your Raid Leaders 9 ways to get included in every raid: 1. Lead the raid. Like, seriously. The best way to get included in a raid is to lead your own. That way, you can call the shots and you will never be able to sit out…
Can you imagine facing Hrimil on your captain, alone? I think surviving won’t be the problem. More of mustering enough dps to actually make a dent in 1% of her morale. Go go high elf captains!
Also a true story.
True story. R.I.P. mommy.
It happens to the best of us. Sometimes life happens and we happen to not show up for raids. I wonder why…?