Reasons I haven’t healed you

Reasons I haven’t healed you

I had to write this so mommy would stop bugging me to do it. Based off an image I’m sure she would be more than happy to share with you.

#1: I HAVE been healing you. I literally just healed you seconds ago.

#2: I’m dead. Are you blind? Maybe you should learn to protect your healer.

#3: You realise I have cooldowns too, right?

#4: Where are you, anyway?

#5: Tank has priority.

If you don’t get that quote reference, booooo you. Go watch Star Wars Episode IV.

#6: I can’t heal through walls.

#7: Spite. (Perfect example of Vilanya, so I’m just going to show you a picture of her. Behind that smile, she’s evil. Chicken included.)

#8: I suck.

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