Reasons I haven’t healed you
I had to write this so mommy would stop bugging me to do it. Based off an image I’m sure she would be more than happy to share with you.
#1: I HAVE been healing you. I literally just healed you seconds ago.
#2: I’m dead. Are you blind? Maybe you should learn to protect your healer.
#3: You realise I have cooldowns too, right?
#4: Where are you, anyway?
#5: Tank has priority.
#6: I can’t heal through walls.
#7: Spite. (Perfect example of Vilanya, so I’m just going to show you a picture of her. Behind that smile, she’s evil. Chicken included.)
#8: I suck.