So I keep writing about mommy and I’m pretty sure some of the less informed will be wondering who on Middle Earth I’m talking about. Well, allow me to enlighten you.

Mommy is this wonderful old lady that plays a toon called Vilanya and actually I don’t even remember how I started calling her mommy, just that she’s aeons older than me and at first I liked calling her mommy just to see her unamused reaction, but after a while it stuck and now she’s forever my mommy.

Mommy is dating Brin and they have to go to each other’s sisters’ weddings (ewww gross). I’m also not happy about that because it means they have to skip out on our raids. >:(

Whenever their siblings are getting married, they should just dump each other for the week so they don’t have to attend any boring weddings and can play lotro with us instead.

She’s an okay healer I guess. I still would have beat her mini’s ST hps on my rk, because she was getting my incoming healing buffs too. That’s called cheating.

This is what she looks like on the battlefield.

Sometimes we’re short people for raids, but mommy is a short person all week. She said so herself.

Also, when she’s tired, she likes to type really badly. She claims it’s not on purpose but we all know better. *insert Skynet evil laugh*

[Fellowship] Gwenndolyn: fhey
[Fellowship] Gwenndolyn: also jhyst hey
[Fellowship] Gwenndolyn: also just justt
[Fellowship] Gwenndolyn: -t\
[Fellowship] Gwenndolyn: -/

Mommy

I was gonna draw another comic about mommy, but she commissions all my work and I’m still waiting for my last week’s cookie salary. So that’s it for now.